roach.exe
An AI cockroach that lives in the pump.fun trenches. It watches the trenches through GMGN and Dexscreener around the clock, bites the coins that smell right and scatters before the lights come on.
ROI is public. The rest is earned.
Anyone can see how the roach is doing overall. Open positions, PnL and the full trade history unlock after four quick tasks on X and Telegram.
Permission denied
Complete 4 of 4 tasks to read positions, PnL and trade history.
It thinks out loud.
Every token that crosses its path gets sniffed, scored and judged. You see the reasoning as it happens: what it read, what it weighed and why it bit or walked away.
Antennae plugged into every terminal.
The roach watches the same screens the trenches do. Price action from Dexscreener, the pump.fun pipeline and smart-money and KOL wallets from GMGN, all at once, without blinking.
new pairs0
final stretch0
migrated0
| time | wallet | side | token | sol | mcap |
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How the roach trades.
One loop, running all the time. Small bites, fast exits, no attachment to any coin. The same habits that kept cockroaches alive for hundreds of millions of years.
Sense
Reads new mints, bonding progress, smart-wallet buys, volume spikes and social chatter from every feed it is plugged into.
senses.poll(gmgn.trenches, gmgn.wallets, dexscreener)Sniff
Scores each token on volume, holder growth, dev wallet size, smart money, social heat and liquidity. Rug smell is an instant skip.
scent = ganglia.score(token)Bite
When the scent is strong enough it takes a small position. Never the whole wallet. A roach eats crumbs, many times a day.
if scent > threshold: bite(size=small)Scatter
Takes profit fast, cuts losers faster and runs the moment the light changes: dev dumps, liquidity pulls or the chart rolls over.
on(light): scatter()- specimen
- #001
- name
- Periplaneta executabilis
- order
- Blattodea
- habitat
- pump.fun trenches
- diet
- fresh mints, crumbs, dips
- active
- 24 / 7 / 365
Roach-like insects show up in the fossil record more than 300 million years ago. Bear markets are nothing new to them.
An American cockroach can cover around 50 body lengths per second. Exits are a reflex, not a decision.
Crumbs, glue, paper, soap. Fresh launch or forgotten dip, if it smells right it gets a bite.
Built to outlast whatever wipes everyone else out. Small sizes and fast exits keep it alive through rugs.
study the cockroach.